used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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