why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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