Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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