Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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