kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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