Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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