it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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