whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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