He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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