He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
my liver is dry heaving
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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