just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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