her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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