Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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