White coat. Heels.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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