Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
