I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
MIDGETS
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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