Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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