I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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