We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We're too hungover to prance.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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