Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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