Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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