last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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