After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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