Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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