yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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