my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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