I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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