It's just like the Real World with babies
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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