I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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