i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
is it fun? or sober?
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