i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
worst night to have a conscience
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Found your dick twin last night
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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