We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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