ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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