did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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