What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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