I think i peed on brittanys purse
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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