3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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