it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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