What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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