Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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