Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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