Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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