Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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