matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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