Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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