Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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