First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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