did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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