oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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