last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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