Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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