Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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