office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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