i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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