I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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