In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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