I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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